Today In The VIP Area Joel And Mark Argue With The Fact That Mark ISN'T IRISH, He's In UK!
Joel Makes Shortkeys To Annoy Mark, And Mark Calls Joel Funny Names,
Then It Ends With A BiG FAT KICK From Mark,



Ok I Have Request From Allan Saying "I HATE ROCK. PUT DECENT MUSIC ON!!"

*Plays Metallica*

There We Are Allan! For You

Now Theres A Block In The Doorway Southbound By Some Noob Blocking,
The Right Holders Have Kicked ASAP!

Thats All For Today! I Hope You Liked Our UM News! Tune In Tommorow, Where We Debate,

WHO SHAGGED DUCKY?!